A special smile a special face.

A special smile a special face.
A special someone i cant replace.
I luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!

I luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i

 I luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style.
Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!

As I lie awake in my bed

As I lie awake in my bed. 
All sorts of thought run through my head,
 Like why do I love you as much as I do. 
Then I realise its because you are you!

I love so much my heart is sure.

I love so much my heart is sure.
 As time goes on I love you more.
 Your happy smile, Your loving face,
No one will ever take your place.

tears

I hide my tears when I say your name,
      but the pain in my heart is stil the same.
      Though I smile and seem carefree,
      there's no one who misses you more than me!!

Is that love i see in your eyes,

Is that love i see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?

Curved high on a mountain covered in dew...

 Curved high on a mountain covered in dew...
I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!

Fate has brought us together, to meet,

Fate has brought us together, to meet,
to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh.

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

It is not being in love that makes me happy...

It is not being in love that makes me happy...
but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.

If your heart was a prison,

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

If you were a tear

If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you!

Who cares whether

Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time.

I love you not because

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

If I died or went somewhere far,

If I died or went somewhere far, I'd write your name on every star so everyone could look up and see you mean the world to me.

If a big fat man creeps into your

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag,
Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

If you are mad at me,

 If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back!

One day you will ask me

One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life?
I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!

I believe that God above created you for me to love.

I believe that God above created you for me to love.
He picked you out from all the rest cause He knew i'd love you the best!

I have seen angels in the sky,

I have seen angels in the sky,
I have seen snowfall in july,
I have seen things u only imAgine to see,
But I haven't seen anything sweeter than you.

Remix song of College Girls

Remix song of College Girls

Ek pardesi meri BRAZIER LE gya

Jaty jatay metha metha dodh Pe gya

Jane anjane mjhe pta na chla

dhery dhery 7 inch ka ANDER dY gya

Husband: Jaan Dedo Boht Mood Horaha Hy

Husband: Jaan Dedo Boht Mood Horaha Hy

Wife: Nai Aaj Nai

Husband: Aajao Yar

Wife: Nai Na

Child: Papa Muth Maar K So Jao

Shor Nai Karo Suba School Jana Hai.

Ek dafa meri girl frnd ne mjhey apne ghar bulaya

Ek dafa meri girl frnd ne mjhey apne ghar bulaya

Mn ghar poncha or

bell bajai

Us ki choti sister ne darwaza khola,

Wo buhat sexy thi Muskura kr boli,

Ap buhat smart hain,

Abhi ghar mn koi nhi hy

Mn akeli hoon

Sex ka mood hy? Mn muskuraya aur

wapas janay laga to

Us ki pori family ghar se bahar aa gai,

or

Mjh ko khushi se galay laga liya k ap bahot shrif hain,

Hum ko rishta manzor hy,

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Halan k main"sathi" leney k lye ja rha tha.

Qeema bagair Kabab nahi banta

Qeema bagair Kabab nahi banta

Batain chodnay se koi NAWAB nahi banta

Bacha Paida karny k lye Lund dalna parta hai JANI

MUTHEN MARNE se koi Baap nhi banta//

Ek aurat k bacha hua

Ek aurat k bacha hua

Bche ki mutthi bnd thi

döctors ne mutthi kholi to us me

Chabi k nishan wali goli thi or likha tha

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JÄÄKÖ RAKHEY SAIYAN ROK SAKE NA KÖI.;-

Ladki Aquarium dekh kar boli: Haye...

Ladki Aquarium dekh kar boli: Haye...
Ye machaliya itni sundar q hoti hai..??

Ladka: Q ki wo KAPRE nahi pehanti :-

Zindagi Main 2 Logon

Zindagi Main 2 Logon Ka Bht KahyaL Rkhna

1 = Wo Jisne Tumhari

JEET K Liye Sub Kuch

Haara Ho (Baap)

2 = Wo Jisne Hr Dukh

Sukh Main Sirf Tmhen

Pukara Ho (MAA)

Girl:Mujhe lagta hai k mere B00BS mein pani bhara hai.

Girl:Mujhe lagta hai k mere B00BS mein pani bhara hai.

Dr:Aapko aisa Q lagta hai?

Girl:Q k jab koi mere B00BS dabata hai to meri shalwar geli ho jati hY.

Aik faqeer fruit wale ki dukan pr gaya

Aik faqeer fruit wale ki dukan pr gaya or kaha k Allah k nam pr 1 aam de do dukandar ne aik kharab sa aam usko de diya phir usne 10 rupe ka aam liya dukandar ne usko 1 achha sa aam de diye.
faqir ne asman ki traf dekha or kaha aye Allah dekh is ny tujhe kiya diya or mujhy kiya diya?

Think about it!!!

Destiny decides who u meet in ur life..

Destiny decides who u meet in ur life..
But only ur heart decides who gets to stay in ur life..
Treasure da ones u wish to stay wid n live life widout regrts!!

3 GADHAY ZOO

3 GADHAY ZOO

Se Farar Hogae

1

TV Dekh Raha Hy

2

FOOT Ball Khel Raha Hy

3rd

Nahi TUM Nahi,

Hamesha khud Pr ShaQ Q krte Ho?Wo Mil Nahi Raha.

Bhool jaane ka hausla na hua,

Bhool jaane ka hausla na hua,
Door rehke wo juda na hua,
Tujhse milake kisi se kya milate,
Koi tujh jaisa doosra na hua.

Tere har inkaar me ikaraar najar aata hai,

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Tere har inkaar me ikaraar najar aata hai,
Teri har muskurahat pe dil fida ho jaata hai,
Is maasoom chehare ki kya taarif karu,
Jisme to mere dil ka haal najar aata hai.

Manat Kyun Maangte Ho

Manat Kyun Maangte Ho IQBAL Auron K Darbaar Se,

Wo Konsa Kaam Hai Jo Hota Nahi Tere PARWARDIGAR Se...?

Extereme limit of

What is the

Extereme limit of

Sardarism?


Ans: Two Sardars, sitting in the Auto Rikshaw and fighting for the Window seat!!!

Dil jalaakar mera muskuraate hai,

Dil jalaakar mera muskuraate hai,
Apni aadat se kab baaz aate hai,
Pooch lete hai har raaz mujhase mera,
Apni har bat mujhase chupate hai.

Duao ki bheed me ek dua hamaari hogi...

Duao ki bheed me ek dua hamaari hogi...
Jisme maangi hamne har khushi tumhaari hogi...
Jab bhi koi dastak sunaai de dil pe...
Samjho dua kabool huyi hamaari hogi...

Dosti hoti hai dil-e-raaz chupaane ke liye,

Dosti hoti hai dil-e-raaz chupaane ke liye,
Ham apni hasti mita de tumhe paane ke liye,
Milne ki tumhe fursat nahi isaliye,
SMS kar rahe hai apni yaad dilaane ke liye.

Dosto ki judaai ka gam na karna,

Dosto ki judaai ka gam na karna,
Door raho to bhi dosti kam na karna,
Agar mile jindagee ke kisi mod par ham,
To hame dekh kar apni aankhen band na karna.

Sardar:ye lo "HAJMOLA"...!

Faqeer to sardar: \
apk parrosi ne mujhe pait bhr kr khana khilaya he,ap b kuch de den...

Sardar:ye lo "HAJMOLA"...!

Ap "JANNAT" na mango,

Ap "JANNAT" na mango,

BAL'KE

Dunya mein aise kaam karo k "JANNAT" Ap ko mange,

"MOULANA ALI(S.A).Lailatul Mairaj ane Mabas nu din MUBARAK.DUA MA YAD.

Why SANIA MIRZA choose a Pakistani male as her life partner ???

Why SANIA MIRZA choose a Pakistani male as her life partner ???

B'coz she knows that enemies can FUCK better than friends.:-P

Friendship is not a word.

Friendship is not a word.

Not merely a Relationship..

It is a Silent Promise which says..

"i was"

"i am"

&

"i will b"

A headache for you forever :-)

1 Boht Intresting,Funny Aur Dilchasp Sawal

1 Boht Intresting,Funny Aur Dilchasp Sawal

Aap Apne Dostn Se Pochain Lakin Pehlay Mere Sawal Ka Jawb Dain.

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"Chodne Dega."

weN mY aRmS caNt rEacH d peOplE

weN mY aRmS caNt rEacH d peOplE wHo aRe clOsE tO mY hEaRt...

I alWaYs hUg tHem witH mY pRayeRs...

MaY ALLAH gRaNt yOu wHaT yOuR hEaRt dEsiReS & kEeP yOu haPpY:)

Shabana Maasi

NAME:

Shabana Maasi

PASSI0N:

Jhaaro Pucha

SPECIALIST:

Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:

16/03/73

WEIGHT:95 Kgs

HEIGHT: 4'5"

COLOR: Dark chocolate black

BIRTH PLACE:

MCL Colony, Lhr.

DREAM:

Shaadi karungi to sirf sms pahrne wale se...

Oye hoye...

Muskurahat to dekho

Mere yar ki..

Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside

Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside

Creamy N Whitish Inside

Guess Wat It Is?

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COCKROACH!!!!

Aya Na Munh Me Pani...? :-P

I thank Allah for stitching some beautiful people

I thank Allah for stitching some beautiful people into the fabric of my life...

their colorful patterns and personalities add richness to who i am.

May Allah bless u all wid Health, Wealth, Prosperity and May He keep all my precious THREADS safe!

(AMEEN)

Wo Kiya Janay Mere Dil Per Kiya

Wo Kiya Janay Mere Dil Per Kiya Guzarti Hy "CHÄÑ!]Ä"...

Jab Wo Mjhe Bar Bar Class Mai Puchti Hy

''BHAI TIME KIYAA H0WAA:-)

Agar Aap Ka sMs Package Hai To.?

SALAM

Agar Aap Ka sMs Package Hai To.?

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Itraney ke zarurat nai

Mera Bhi Hai:-)

Pathan Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya..

Pathan Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya..

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Us Film Ka Naam Tha,,,

" HOUSE FULL "

Keemat Pani ki Nahi Pyaas ki Hoti he.

Keemat Pani ki Nahi Pyaas ki Hoti he.

Keemat Maut ki Nahi Sans ki Hoti he,

Dost to Bahut Hote hain Duniya Me,

Keemat Dosti ki Nahi Aetibar ki Hoti he..

Tabdeeli ALLAH Ki Tarf Se Hai

Tabdeeli ALLAH Ki Tarf Se Hai

Her Cheez Fana Honi

Hai

Jo Hua Accha Hua

Or Jo Ho Raha Hai

Wo Bhi Acha Ho Raha

Hai

Or Jo Hoga Wo Bhi

Accha Hi Hoga

Tumhara Kiya Gaya

Jo Tum Rotay Ho

Tum Kiya Laaye Thay

Jo Tum Ne Kho Diya

Tum Ne Jo Liya

Yaheen Se Liya

Jo Diya Yaheen Par

Diya

Jo Aaj Tumhara Hai

Kal Kisi Or Ka Tha

Or Kal Kisi Or Ka Ho

Jaye Ga

To ALLAH Se Shikwa

Nahi Karo

Hamesha Shukar Ada

Karo

Beshak

ALLAH Beniyaaz Or

Paak Hai

786 ! bismillahs !

786 ! bismillahs !

this msg came frm MAKKA MADINA.send to 10 people & see Magic in 7mins

U'll get what u want

If ignored,7yrs badluck

Not a joke

PlZ DNT IGNORE

Glass tote to kya awaz ati ha?

Glass tote to kya awaz ati ha?

Crush

Nai yar

Ami ki awaz ati hy

"Tordo sb tor do Kambkhto 1 b na chorna tmhre susral waly aenge to rooh Afza loty me pilaungi"

Zulf Raaton C Hai Rangat Hai Ujalon Jesi,

Zulf Raaton C Hai Rangat Hai Ujalon Jesi,

Per Tabiyat Hai Wohi Bhoolny Walon Jesi,

Dhondta Phirta Hon Logon Mein Shabahat Us Ki,

K Wo Khuwabon Mein Bhi Lagti Hai Khayalon Jesi,

Us Ki Baaten Bhi DiL'Aavaiz Hen Surat Ki Tarah,

Meri Sochen Bhi Pareshan Mere Baalon Jesi,

Us Ki Ankhon Ko Kabhi Ghour Se Dekha Hai "Wasi"...?

Soney Walon Ki Tarah Jaagny Walon Jesi...!!!

Paani/Bijli K wazir"Raja Sahab" bv K pas gaye Mood banaya

Paani/Bijli K wazir"Raja Sahab" bv K pas gaye Mood banaya or rakhte hi discharge ho gaye, BV ne pocha kiya hua? to bole LOAD SHADING hogai,
Dosre Din dekha BV Driver se lagi hui he,
Wazir ne ghusse me pocha ye kiya horaha he?
BV boli' LOAD SHADING k khilaaf ehtejaj ho raha he.:-

Duniya Tmhy Us Waqt Tak Nhi Hara Sakti

"NICE WORDS"

Duniya Tmhy Us Waqt Tak Nhi Hara Sakti Jb Tk Tum Khud Se Na Har Jao
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Agr Sub Kuch Kho Kar B Kuch Krne Ki Himmat Baqi Ha To Smjho Kuch Nhi Khoya!




Dil ki tanhai ko awaz bna lety hn









"Bijli jb jati hy charpai chat py bicha lety hn"

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oye hoye! kya hawa chal rahi hai.

Keemat kya hy tujay pyaar krnay ki?

Mene uss se pucha?
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"Janemen"
Keemat kya hy tujay pyaar krnay ki?
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Us banchod ne pura MENU he hath mai pakra diya..

Kameez utarne k 900
Shalwar utarne k 550
Brazer utarne k 225
Underwere utarne k 125
Always utarne k 100
Nange badan pr letne k 750
KISS krna k 350
Neple mouh mai lne k 200
Doodh pene k 500
Doodh daba ne k 350
Choot chatna k 200
Chuppa lagna k 600
Hath sy muth lagvna k 400
Gand marna k 250

Or kheti hA.
Sirf ap k liye 10% DISCOUNT,

Qabar main warna saza hogi kari

Benamazi teri shamat aye gi,

Qabar ki diwar bus mil jaye gi,

Tor de gi qabar teri pasliyan,

Dono hatho ki milen jo ungliyan,

Umar main chori hai agar koi namaz,

jald ada kar le tu aa ghaflat se baz,

kar le toba RUB ki rehmat hai bari,

Qabar main warna saza hogi kari

Aksar Q hoti hay

Aksar Q hoti hay
Dil ma bechaini,
Na jane kon Faryad Karta hay,

Mary "KHUDA" har pal khushiyan de usko,
Jo humein apni duao ma yaad rakhta Hy..!

1 Gadha Nazar Aya Jiska LUND Khara Hua Tha

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DADI Aur POTI Kahin Ja Raheen Then K Rastay Mai Unhen
1 Gadha Nazar Aya Jiska LUND Khara Hua Tha
POTI:YE Kya Hai?
DADI: Puttar Agar Himmat Ho To Kuch B Nai Hai.

"Agar milti mjhe do din ki baadshahi aye DoSt....

"Agar milti mjhe do din ki baadshahi aye DoSt....

Meri rayasat me teri TASVEER Waly PAMPER chaltey.

We are meeting the association

“We are meeting the association to understand why they have hiked prices. If it is unreasonable, we have to look into it.”

suna hy December Aya hy

Usey kehna K Lout Aao suna hy Decmber Aya hy,

Ek bar to Aa K mil jao suna hy  December Aya hy,

Usey kehna K bin tery bht December Guzary hn

Is bar to milny Aa jao suna hy December Aya hy

Usey kehna judai se Muhabat kam nhi hoti

Ye dunya ko batla jao k suna hy December Aya hy

Usey kehna K chahat ka Bharam na totny dena

Tum pal do pal hi Aa jao suna hy December Aya hy

Usey kehna K tanha hy koi December K din Bi

Ye tanhai mita jao suna hy
December aya hy.

Pain And Strife

Love is like the seeds of life, To root is full of pain and strife. But to grow it”s like a great Oak tree, Straight and strong for eternity. Love is what I offer you, Steadfast, calm and oh, so true! Love is life between two who shares, A life between two who really cares. Love is ours, if you agree, To spend your life with me!

Aankhon Mein Piyas

JabTere  Sheher Me  Raha  karte Thay,

Hm B Chup Chaap  Jiya karte Thay,

Aankhon Mein Piyas Huwa karti Thi,

Di lme Toofan Utha  karte Thay,

Log Aatey Thay Ghazal Sunne,

Hm Teri Baat kiya karte Thay,

Ghar ki Diwaar Sajane ki khatir,

Hm Tera Naam Likha karte Thay

Aaj  Teri  Tasveer Dekhi  To YAAD Aaya

kabhi  Hm  B MOHABBAT kiya karty the.. .

Ek Ameer Ghareeb se:

Ek Ameer Ghareeb se: Ye tumhara Lun itna bara kyun hai ?

Ghareeb:zoor say hans kar bola  Kyon k BACHPAN main mere paas koi aur KHILONA nahi tha...;-)

SUBHAN ALLAH

Banai Kiya Khuda Ne
Sohni Surat
Mohammad Ki

Huway Ashiq Wo Jis
Ne Dekh Li Surat
Mohammad Ki

Kamal-e-Husn-e-
Yusuf Pr Fqat Ashiq
Zulekha Thin

Khuda Khud Jis Pr
Ashiq Hai Wo Surat
Hai Mohammad Ki

Musalmano Ko Jub
Jannat K Darwazy Pr
Rokain Gay

Hukm Hoga K Janay
Do Ye Ummat Hai
Mohammad Ki
SUBHAN ALLAH

Yahoodi says

*Jis din FAJAR ki Namaz may Muslims ki Tadaat JUMMAY ki Namaz K Barabar ho gayie us din Hum khatam ho jaingy

       sadqa-e-jaria

Khuda se kya mangu tere vaste

Khuda se kya mangu tere vaste, Sada khushiyo se bhare ho tere raste,Hasi tere chehre pe rahe is tarah,Khusbu phool ke sath rehti hai jis tarah.

Student Exams Days

Student Exams Days
Ae ALLAH!
Un tamam Students ko Exam me kamyab Farma,
jinhe saal bhr prhnay ki Fursat na mili,
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Un maso0m haathon ko himat dy jinho nay
unlimited sms package ko kabhi zaya nahi hone diya.
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khudaya un Ankhon ko roshni ata karna jo
“Net” aur “TV” p beth k kamzor ho gai hn,
.
Un Gharib bachon ki madad farma jin ki Girlfriend
ne un se rat bhar 2:30 rupe fee ghanta mai bat
kar k unhe parhne nahi diya.. (AameEn).

Kabi Hota Ye Mere Ikhtiyar Mai

Kash Kabi Hota Ye Mere Ikhtiyar Mai
Main Rang Deta Tujhe Apne Pyar Mai
Main Itna Pyar Deta Tujhe
Jan-E-Arzoo
Tum Khud Ko Bhula Dete Mere Aitbar Mai
Tum Jo Mujhe Bulate Mulaqat K Liye
Bechain Ho K Phirte Mere Intezar Mai
Main Dair Se Jo Aata Naraz Ho K Tum
Har Baat Ka Jawab Dete Inkar Mai
Tum Jo Rooth Jate Mujh Se Kisi Bat Pe
Main Tumhein Manata Bare Pyar Se
Maan Kar Tum Mujh Se Sirf Ye Kehte
Hai Nahi Koi Kmi “jaan” Tere Pyar Main 

Tum kaisi Muhabbat karti ho

Tum jin ko daikhti rehti ho
Wo khwaab sirhaanay rakhta hun.
Main tum say milnay julnay k kitnay he bhanay rakhta hun.
Main aisi Muhabbat karta hun.
Tum kaisi Muhabbat karti ho.
Kuch khwaab saja kar Aankh0n main Palko0n se M0ti chunta hun.
Koi lams agar cho jaye to
Main pehro0n tumko sochta hun.
Main aisi Muhabbat karta hun.
Tum kaisi Muhabbat karti ho.
Main chashm-e-tasswor se aksar.
Bus tumko daikhta rehta hun.
Tm pass raho ya door raho
Nazro0n me samaayi rehti ho.
Main tumko takta rehta hun
Main tumko s0chta rehta hun.
Main aisi Muhabbat karta hun.
Tum kaisi Muhabbat karti ho?

LOVE STORY

“LOVE”STORY”
Ek”LARKI”rozana gali se guzra karti thi
Usk chehray par naqab hua karta tha
Ek”LARKA”us par marta tha
Shayad wo dil say”PYAR”karta tha,dil ki bat kehne me dair hogai
Us dewanay ki 3 din pehle mout hogai
Parosi ne apna farz nibhaya
LARKi ko qabar tak layE
LARKI qabar pa ronay lagi
Apnay ansuon se qabar ko dhonay lagi
Tb qabar se awaz Aai
AYE KHUDA YE KESA INQILAAB AYA HAI
AAJ MAIN PARDAY MAIN HON TO MERA MEHBOOB BENAQAB AYA HAI.

We do not want anyone

“We do not want anyone selling our own knowledge to us.
Also, we would like anyone using our traditional knowledge to acknowledge that it is from India.”

dedicate to my all lovely frnds.

(""DOSTI"")

1st Dost- Tu Kya Kre Ga Ager Me Mar Jaun ga?

2nd Dost= Mazak me bola Me To Buhot Khush Ho Jaun ga,

Next Day

2nd Dost Ko Pata Chala K Dost Mar Gaya
or
1 letter (khat) Chor Gaya Us Pe Likha Tha,


Jaan bhi koi cheez thi teri khushi say bhar kar... ..

dedicate to my all lovely frnds.

UNMARRIED LIFE...

Admi NAJOMI se:
Mri shadi Q nhi ho rhi?


NAJUMI: Ab Qudrat ne teri qismat main dukh nhi likhe to main kya krun:
(-,-)/
_| \_UNMARRIED LIFE...

Kash Tum Aa Jaty

Aaj kuch waqt k liye paas mere, kash tum aa jaty
boht tanha hun me aaj, kash tum aa jaty
Kabi khud ko itna kamzor na hony dia me ne
Par aaj bikhar geya hun me, kash tum aa jaty
Tumse milta hy hosla har pal mujy
Chahiye aaj bahon ka sahara, kash tum aa jaty
Barson se jee raha hun bin tere
Aaj nahi guzar raha 1 pal, kash tum aa jaty
Waqt ki raftar b jese tham c gai hy
Tham na jaye meri saans, kash tum aa jaty.

Mere Dost Mohabbat Kya Hai

Hum’Nasheen Kaise Bataon Jazba-E-Ulfat Kya Hai,
Khud Bataye Gi Mohabbat K Mohabbat Kya Hai,
Ishq Ko Log Kiyun Maseeha Samjh BetheY Hain,
Gar Nahi Ishq Haqiqat To Haqiqat Kya Hai,
Aaya Parwana Gira Shama Par Jal Jal K Mara,
Tu Ab Bhi Soch Raha Hai Ye mohabbat Kya Hai,
Ishq Ko Bhol K Jannat Ki Hai Duniya Ko Talaash,
Ishq Ki Aag gar Dozakh Hai To Jannat Kya Hai,
Meri Badli Hui Rangat Meri Haalat To Dekh,
Ab To Samajo gay Mere dost Mohabbat Kya Hai.

Concerned Person

Love someone? Convey it to the concerned person using the latest in technology and fashion. Humans through history have used different methods to convey their love to their loved ones. Letters, songs, messengers, pigeons, etc. several methods have been used through ages by people.

YA – ALLAH

” YA – ALLAH ”

Jb jb “TU” apni rehmaton k drwaze khole

or pukare…!!

Hai koi rehmat mangny wala..?

Hai koi khshiyan mangny wala..?

Hai koi Shifa Mangny (panay)wala..?

Hai koi mere “NABI”(S.A.W.W)

ki chahat mangny wala..?

To meri dua hai k

“YA – ALLAH”Sari Khushian

Sari Rehmaten

Sari Kamyabiyan

Sari Barkaten

Sari Shifa’aten

Sari Mehrbaniyan

Sari Ataian

Sari Inayaten

Ata Frma de

MERE MOULA

Usko jo is waqt ye

‘DUA’ parh rha hai.

(AMEEN)

khuda sy or mangun kiya

khuda sy or mangun kiya

ulfat-e-yar mein khuda sy or mangun kiya.

DOST

Bus ye dua hai ke wo duaon ka b mohtaaj na ho.

Ae ALLAH meri Naslon ko

Ae ALLAH meri Naslo’n ko Zil’lat se nikaal,



Haath Phailaye Musalman bura lagta hai………!!

Enter your Dua

Enter your Dua (Supplication to Allah) below. Enter anything you desire from Allah directly. You do not have to enter your name. You can use an alias or an abbreviation. Others who see your dua below can make a dua to Allah for you. The more make the dua for you, the more the chances of your Dua being accepted.

Khuda na kry aapko koi gham mile

Khuda na kry aapko koi gham mile,
Khushiya or hansi har dam mile,

Ghum jab be barh chale aapki taraf,
Khuda kare raste mai usay hum mile.

The Best Sms I Read In My Life

The Best Sms I Read In My Life

Ae Khuda Jab Maine Tujhse
Nahi Manga
Tab B Tu Ne Mujhe Dia

To Ye Kaise Mumkin Hai
Ke Meri Tujhse Mango
Or Tu Ataa Na Kare

Naya din shuro karne ki Dua

Naya din shuro karne ki Dua

“Hasbi-y-Allah-o- La illaha illah Huwa,

Allehe Tawakalt-o- Wahuwa rabu-l-Arshil Azeem.”

Maangty Hi Haath Par Khushyan Rakh Dy

Itni Hasaas Hawa Ho Jaye

Khilty Phoolon Ki Rida Ho Jaye

Itni Hasaas Hawa Ho Jaye

Maangty Hi Haath Par Khushyan Rakh Dy

Itna Meherban Aap Pr KHUDA Ho Jaye.

Har Ek Sajda

Har Ek Sajda Maqbol-e Khuda Ho Jaye

Teri Duaon K Sung Rab Ki Raza Ho Jae

Mile Tujh Ko Wo Khushiyan

K Hazaron Saal Tak Ghum Tujh Se Khafa Ho Jayen

(Aameen)

To Ye Kaise Mumkin Hai

To Ye Kaise Mumkin Hai

The Best Sms I Read In My Life

Ae Khuda Jab Maine Tujhse Nahi Manga
Tab B Tu Ne Mujhe Dia

To Ye Kaise Mumkin Hai
Ke Meri Tujhse Mango
Or Tu Ataa Na Kare

Ye Fiza Aap ki hui

Ye Fiza Aapki hui
Ye Khushbu, ye Hawa, ye Fiza Aapki hui,
Mosam ki har ek ada aapki hui,
Dil ny chaha kuch khas tohfa aap k lye,
To dilsy nikalny wali har dua aapki hui.

You should make a Dua

You should make a Dua for all others who have entered their dua below. You will not only increase the chances of their dua being heard BUT you will also have angels making a dua for you (see hadith above)

Lekar Khusiya Tu Muje Faqir Bana De

Lekar Khusiya Tu Muje Faqir Bana De
Lekar Khusiya Tu Muje Faqir Bana De
Bus Guman Ko Hi Meri Taqdir BaNa De
Unki Palke Kabi Num Na Ho,
aeKHUDA
Unke Hatho Me Esi Lakir bana de.

Aesi kia dua don

Aesi kia dua don
Aesi kia dua don tujh ko,
Jo tere labon pe hansi k phool khila de,
Bas yehi dua hai meri,
Sitaron si roshan khuda teri taqdeer bana de.

(AMEEN)

IK PYARI SI DUA

IK PYARI SI DUA
*’ IK PYARI SI DUA ‘*
*’ Tu Jab Bhi koi DUA Kare ‘*
*’ Mere Rab Tujhe Wo Aata Kare ‘*
*’ Teri Jholi Khushyon se Bhari Rahe ‘*
*’ Bin Mange Sab Wo Aata Kare ‘*
*’ Tu Haat Uthaye Baad Mai ‘*
*’ Mere Rab Woh Pehle Aata Kare ‘*

Aapki Muskrahaton ko SALAM

Aapki Muskrahaton ko SALAM
DUAWON K phool Hum Aap k nam karty han,
Aapki Muskrahaton ko SALAM Karty hain,
Ban jaye Aapki Zindagi Nematon se JANNAT
Ye Dua Hum Subah Shaam karty han.

Mera Parverdigar Hey

Mera Parverdigar Hey
” D U A “

Meray Allah !

Meri IzaT k Liye Yehi Kafi Hey k Mein Tera Banda Hon …

Aur Merey Fakhar k Liye Yehi Kafi Hey k “Tu” Mera Parverdigar Hey …

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Tujh se bandhan aisa

Tujh se bandhan aisa

Teri Dosti mere liye 1 tohfa Khuda ka,

Jo kabhi na totay woh Rishta wafa ka,

Hum tujhko kabhi bhula na saken gay,

Tujh se bandhan aisa, Jese Lub aur Dua ka

Un Gharib bachon ki madad farma jin ki Girlfriend

Student Exams Days

Ae ALLAH!

Un tamam Students ko Exam me kamyab Farma,

jinhe saal bhr prhnay ki Fursat na mili,

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Un maso0m haathon ko himat dy jinho nay

unlimited sms package ko kabhi zaya nahi hone diya.

.

khudaya un Ankhon ko roshni ata karna jo

“Net” aur “TV” p beth k kamzor ho gai hn,

.

Un Gharib bachon ki madad farma jin ki Girlfriend

ne un se rat bhar 2:30 rupe fee ghanta mai bat

kar k unhe parhne nahi diya.. (AameEn).

Apni Rehmaton K Darwaze Se,

Ae Mere ALLAH
“Ae Mere ALLAH”

Aaj Ke Din K Sadqe
Apni Rehmaton K Darwaze Se,
Dheron Khushian,

Kushada Rizq,
Umr-E-Daraz,
Achi Sehat,
Kamil Eeman,
Bandagi Wali
Zindgi,
Or
Apni Raza!
Apne Rasool (S.A.W) Ki Mohabbat,

Ye Sub Mare Payare DOST Ko Ata Farma

{Amin SUM Amin}

Good Thnngs Come 2 Thoz Who Wait

Keep Praying
Good Thnngs Come 2 Thoz Who Wait
Better Things Come 2 Thoz Who Try
Best Things Come 2 Thoz Who Belive


Desird Things Come 2 Thoz Who Pray
So Keep Praying

Syasat dano ne awaam ki muhabat ka kaisa sila dya,

Syasat dano ne awaam ki muhabat ka kaisa sila dya,
itni mehangai ki k haston ko rula dya,
socha tha k shyd salary barhaengi,
salary to barhai nhi GHANTA barha dya

SUBHANALLAH SPREAD IT

SUBHANALLAH SPREAD IT
Aik “Bazurg” Se kisi ne sawaal kiya k
“Agar hmaare naseeb mein pehle se hi sab kuch likh diya gaya hai to phir DUA kyun kren?
“Bazurg” ne Farmaya:
“Ho sakta hai Tumhare Parwardigaar ne yehi Tumhaare naseeb mein likh dia ho k Maango gay to milay ga warna nahi”.
SUBHANALLAH.
SPREAD IT.

Mera lafz lafz dua dua

Mera lafz lafz dua dua
Mera lafz lafz dua dua,
Mery aansuon se dhula hua,

tujhay zindagi k woh sehar miley,
tujhay mohabbaton ka safar miley,

Tujhay dard-o-gham na kabhi choo sakay,
Yeh dua hai koi gila nahi

Tujhay zindagi main wo sakoon milay,
Jo kisi ko kabhi mila nahi !!

Sardar Manmohan Singh’s

Sardar Manmohan Singh’s
Next Election Agenda:
1)Ban On Sardar Jokes.
2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.
3)11 Ke Baad Sedha 1 Bajega.

Rehmat Se Malamaal Farmaye

Rehmat Se Malamaal Farmaye
Dua Hy Aaj Jub Muqadar Likha Jaye To ALLAH Her Dukh, Burai, Pareshani, Gham, Bimari Or Nuqsan Se Aap Ko Mahfooz Farmaye
Or Her Khushi, Rahat, Sukh, Sehat,Tandrusti, Qamyabi, Naimat Or Apni Rehmat Se Malamaal Farmaye.
“AAMEEN”

Ek aurat k 5 undrwear chori ho gay

Ek aurat k 5 undrwear chori ho gay

us ne husband k samnay nokrani per ilzam lgaya to nokrani boli:

"sahab ji aap ko to pata hee hai k main underwear nhi pehnti

Ek aadmi ne apni biwi ko khat likha

Ek aadmi ne apni biwi ko khat likha "is mahine salary ke  badle 100 kiss bhej raha hoon".
Biwi ne jawab diya-salary ke badle 100 kiss milay: hisaab bhej rahi hoon-doodhwala 2 kiss mein maan gaya, teacher ko 7 dene pade. Sabziwala 7 mein nahin mana 9 deni padi.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 ley jata hai. Aap chinta mat karna,

mere paas abhi lagbhag 30-40 aur hai. Mahina aaram se kat jayega.

Don't ask the meaning of 2659 to any women,

Don't ask the meaning of 2659 to any women, because this is their private code:2 inch ka hole 6 inch ka pole 5 minute ka maza  9 month kee saza  = 2659

Aik aurat embroidry ki dukaan par:

Aik aurat embroidry ki dukaan par:  yahaan galay miltay hain.

salesman: milte to nahi hain par aap kehti hain to mil lete hain..

Sardar fuckng Girl in car.A Policeman came & said

Sardar fuckng Girl in car.A Policeman came & said

"Wht r u doin?Sardar:I"m fuckng girl.

Polce:Ok i"m next. Sardr:Fine, I hav never fucked a Policeman before.

Don't love frndz like a flower,  @ bcoz a flower dies in season.

 Love them like a river, bcoz a river-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_flows forever!

Just close ur eyes & think of yourself for 10 sec . . . . .

Just close ur eyes & think of yourself for 10 sec . . . . .

0pen your eyes! Now u will realize that u have wasted ur 10 sec in thinking of a fool !

Teri yado ke chiragon ko jalaya har sham,

Teri yado ke chiragon ko jalaya har sham,
Teri tasveer ko seene se lagaya har sham,
Mangi hai khuda se tere milne ki dua,
Baith ke tanha haaton ko uthaya har sham,

Wo msg pe msg kar rahy thy

Wo msg pe msg kar rahy thy
Wo msg pe msg kar rahy thy
“FaraZ”
Mene khushi se kaha aaj itna pyar kis liye?
us ne kaha
Ye pyar nai pagley Kal packeg ki expiry date hai iss liye.

Goddess Durga

Goddess Durga
Goddess Durga exists eternally, always abiding in her own sweet nature and inhabits the hearts and minds of her perfect devotees.

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO
PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO, NA RAHE KOI GAM KA EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . . HAPPY NAVRATRA.

A SAD LOVE STORY

A SAD LOVE STORY,

Aik studnt ko apni clasfelow se pyar ho gya.
larky ne usy prpose kya lakin larki ne inkar kr dya or techer ko us ki complain kr di.
techer ne kafi danta or 1 week k liye clas se nikal dya.
jb lrka 1 hafty bad waps clas me gya tu larki ko us se lov ho gya.
lrki ne us ki kitab pe lkha”i m sory & i lov u too.”
lrky ne koi response na dya.
isi trah 4 saal guzar gay..

Moral:
LARKAY KBI KITAAB NAI KHOLTAY

Kamil DUA

~Kamil DUA~
Ae ALLAH
< Jalla Shanhu>
aj me tujse sab k liye mangta hon,
“Kamil Iman”
“Sacha Yaqin”
“Kushada Rizq”
“Ajizi or Pyar
karne wala Dil”

Andheron ko Noor deta hay

_Andheron ko wo Noor deta hay.,

_Zikr uska, dil ko suroor deta hay,

_Uss k dar se jo B maango,

_Wo “ALLAH” hay, zaroor deta hay.

Noor aankhon main

Noor aankhon main, to chehry py ujaly hongy ,

Mustafa walon k andaz niraly hongy….

Hashr main unki shafa’aat k hawaly hongy,

Hum gunahgaron ko Sarkaar (s.a.w.w) sanbhaly hongy..

Dunya main un k taswar sy muqadar chamka,

Qabr main ab to ujaly hi ujaly hongy…

Hashar main bheer hogi Mohsin hum deewano ki,

Mery Sarkar (s.a.w.w) k sub chahny waly hongy.

Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu

Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu
Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu,
dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu,
fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais,
rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu…
Happy navratri!

Ramji ki mahima

Ramji ki mahima
Ramji ki mahima
Sita maa ka dhairya
Lakshmana ji ka tej aur
Bharat ji ka tyaag
hum sabko jeevan ki seekh deta rahey.
Happy Chaitra Navratri.

Lakshmi ka Hath ho

Lakshmi ka Hath ho
Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga ke
ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….
“HAPPY NAVRATRI”

HAPPY NAVRATRI

HAPPY NAVRATRI
Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu,
dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu,
fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais,
rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu…
HAPPY NAVRATRI!

This Navratri light

This Navratri light
This Navratri light the lamp of happiness,
prosperity and knowledge,
Happy
Navratri!

suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar,

Bajre ki roti
Bajre ki roti,
aam ka achar,
suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar,
chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar,
mubarak ho aapko
“NAVRATRI”
ka tyohar.

yaar tere sare msgs me 1 larki ko bhejta hun

yaar tere sare msgs me 1 larki ko bhejta hun aur aaj usne pocha k ye pyare pyare msg kon krta hai tumhe

Mene us ko tera naam bataya lekin usne bohot zid ki k mujhe uska nmbr b do mene mjborn usko tera nmbr dia he plz plz plz plz uske 7 koi btmizi n krna uska name he

Nasreen

khusra!!

Insaan apna

Insaan apna

Chehra to khoob sajata he

Jis par logon ki NAZAR hoti he

Magar

Dil ko sajane ki koshish nahi karta

Jis par "Khuda" ki NAZAR hoti hai.

"Hr koi "chahta" he

"Hr koi "chahta" he

"K Mujhe" KAMYABI" mil "Jay

"Lekin

"Jb "MASJID" se Awaz"Aati he

"HAIYYA ALAL FALAH"

"Aao "kamyabi "ki Trf"

"To Us "Taraf hm q nhi jaty.

jab Bilkul akalay ho

jab

Bilkul akalay ho

ALLAH PAK KO YAD KARO

Preshan ho

DAROOD SHARIF PARHO

Udas ho

YA HAYEE-O-YA QAYYUM PARHO

Tension main ho

YA RAHIMO paro.

Real Gift

Hum kisi ki dosti k muntazar nai hain

Hum kisi ki dosti k muntazar nai hain .".Faraz.". Jo hamain chor kr jaye ga wo INSHALLAH riksha hi chlaye ga.

Ladies k Saath Dukaandaron Ka Harami pun.

Ladies k Saath Dukaandaron Ka Harami pun.

Bank Cashier:

Madam ap So So k len gi?

Fruit seller:

Baji zara kelay ka size to dekho, dil khush ho jayega!

Cloth seller:

1 mint dekh to len.Phir len na len,apki merzi.

Dhobi:

Baji,ap shalwar or kameez nikal do,baqi kaam mera.

1 Dost: koi asi chiz batao jo 1 jesi b ho

1 Dost: koi asi chiz batao jo 1 jesi b ho or unme farq b ho

2nd: Koyeey ki kaan or sms parhne wale ki gand 2no kali hn pr 1 me Heera hota hy 0r 2sri me keera.

An Excellent Quote :

An Excellent Quote :

"BEST FRIENDS never have the same characteristics....

they just have the BEST understanding of their differences...."

"AZAAN"

      "AZAAN"
Khamoshi Se Suna Karo
Aur Jawab Bhi Diya Karo
"AZAAN" K 1.AIK  Lafz K Badle
(1500) Nekiyan Milti Hain
Mukamal "AZAAN" Se
(2640000) Nekiyan Milti Hain"/
agar ap fwd karein gay to apke waja say pata nai kitnay log nakiyan hasil karain gae?
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"MAA"

          "MAA"


Maa kia hai?
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   "Abbu ki Biwi"

Her baat pe emotional ma howa karo,

Aek pathan pheli bar Biryani bana raha tha,

Aek pathan pheli bar Biryani bana raha tha,
Har cheez book me dekhta aor dal deta,
achank wo pateli k uppar chara aor Zor se aek Paad mara
sath khary admi ne kaha, ye kiya batamezi hai,
pathan bola, o yara yahan likha hai Tez Paat 1 adad, khushbu ke liye.

Maa ka dhoodh piya hai tu neechey aa.

Maa ka dhoodh piya hai tu neechey aa.

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1 baap ka hai tu ooper jaa.

Ghalib ne likhte hue apni Wife se arz kiya ...

Ghalib ne likhte hue apni Wife se arz kiya ...

Begum jab bhi hum likhte hain tum paad deti ho ...

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Ye kya tum hamare likhne ki daad deti ho?

A Nurse come in Doctor Room

A Nurse come in Doctor Room

Doc: Tumhare Boobs Shirt se bahir Q hain?

Nurse: Oh, Ye Medical Students bhi na,

Cheez istemal kar k Khulli chour dete hain.!.

Shadi se pehle Larkyan itne Nakhre Kiyun Uthvati hain?

Shadi se pehle Larkyan itne Nakhre Kiyun Uthvati hain?

Guess?

Nahi pata?

Ok

Unhain pata hy k Shadi k baad unhen Sirf Tangen Uthani hain;

Main Khud Ko Bohot Tanha Mehsoos kar Raha Hoon.

Main Khud Ko Bohot Tanha Mehsoos kar Raha Hoon.

Koi hy jo meray lund k sath khaily.

Batao wo Kiya cheez Jo Aurton Ki Khuli

Batao wo Kiya cheez Jo Aurton Ki Khuli

Or MarDoon Ki BanD Hy
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DouBle Sawari yaar

apki to Zehniyat hi kharb hy.

Teacher:"dekho wo apnay ustad ki khidmat kar rha hai"

Teacher:"dekho wo apnay ustad ki khidmat kar rha hai"

Isay apni zuban may tahreer karey

Student: wo dekh bhosri ka tattay utha rha hai..

:-P:-P

Dil Manta he to 1 bar Darod Parh k apne Dosto ko send

Dil Manta he to 1 bar Darod Parh k apne Dosto ko send kro INSHALLAH AJ hum apne NABi(S.A.W.W)Ko beshumar Darod ka Tohfa den gy

Don't stop.

ager packge HY to is

.+'";    w      ';     ';
'+.+;'     ';       ';   ';   
    '+. .+"+. .+  ;
ager packge HY to is
"HASEEN NAAM" ko itna send kro  jitna"IS NAAM"sy  pyr krty ho.

ALLAH aapki har mushkil ko

    _.*";';      ;';     ;'; 
 ;';"*";';      ;';     ;';   ;'; 
   '-'*-*'-'*-*'-'   '-'
ALLAH aapki har mushkil ko aasan kare.(Ameen)
GOOD MORNING

Hoshyari

1)Kisi dost ki Larai hojay or dushman ziyada hon to apne dost ko hi peet do.

2)Agar kisi ka kuch nahi bigaar sakte to us ko laanat dikha k bhaag jaao.

3)Kbhi pitne lago to dushman ko bhai banalo.

4)Sher sirf apne ghar k samne ban k ghomo

Warna boht pito gy

5)Hamesha mashwara lo magar do nahi

warna

izat he ho gy

6)kabhi apne dost pe bharosa na karo

agar wo bharose k kabil hota to kisi achy insan ka dost hota.:-D:-D:-D:-D

" BIG Truth "

1000 Ka Note Bahut Bara Lagta Hai,

Agar Masjid Main Dia Jae

Lekin

Resturants Main Bahut Chota lagta Hai

Namaz Parhnay Main Waqt Bohat Ziada Mahsoos Hota Hai

Lakin

3 Ghantay Ki Film Bauhat Choti Lagtee Hai

One day cricket match K Liye Awaam Pagal Ho Jatee Hai

Lakin

Jummay K Liye Hamaray Paas Waqt

Nai

Aisay Msgs Forward Karnay k Liye Balance Nahi

Lakin

fazool aur Funny Msgs K Liye Packages Activate Hai.

"Meri Ummat K Tamaam Logon K Gunah ALLAH Bakhsh Dega,

Siwaey Un Logo K

Jo Gunnah Kr K Logon Ko Fakhr Se Bataen

K

Hum Ne Ye Gunah Kia Ha.

(Bukhari- HADIS:1008)

(MAA,BAAP) K LIYE SUB KO CHHOR DENA,

(MAA,BAAP)

K LIYE SUB KO CHHOR DENA,

LEKIN SUB K LIYE MAA BAAP KO MAT CHHORNA

Q,K

JAB MAA BAAP ROTY HAIN TO FARISHTON KO BHI RONA AATA HAI,

Douzak ne kha.

MAA wo hsti hy jo Gunah gaar Olad ko b Dozak se bacha leti hy

JANNAT ne kha.

MAA wo hasti hy k jo mujhko b Qdmo k nichy daba deti hy

RAB ne kha.

MAA meri traf se insan k liye Qimti or nayab tohfa hy.

My sms 4 all youngsters never break the heart of MAA....subhan Allah.

3 BEST POETS COMPITION "Ghalib, Iqbal & FARAZ"

3 BEST POETS COMPITION "Ghalib, Iqbal & FARAZ"

(GHALIB)

Zahid Sharab Peene De Masjid Mein Beth Kar,

Ya Wo Jaga Bata Jahan Per Khuda Na Ho

(IQBAL)

Masjid Khuda Ka Ghar Hai Peene Ki Jaga Nahi,

Kafir K Dil Mein Ja Wahan Khuda Nahi

(FARAZ)

Kafir K Dil Se Aya Hon Mein Ye Dekh Kar,

Khuda Mojood Hai Wahan, magar usy Pata Nahi.

Good days come often,

Good days come often,
Bad days do too,
 But the best days only come when I'm with you.

Each time I miss you a star falls from the sky,

 Each time I miss you a star falls from the sky,
So if you look up at the night sky and find it dark with no stars,
its all your fault, you made me miss you too much.

Let these words not only touch your eyes,

Let these words not only touch your eyes,
Let them travel through your soul,
And let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine…I love you.

Rains fall, winds blow,

Rains fall, winds blow,
The sun shines... it all comes naturally,
Just like loving you.

You are the sun in my day,

You are the sun in my day,
The wind in my sky,
The waves in my ocean,
And the beat in my heart.

I wish I was there to hold you

 I wish I was there to hold you tight instead of just send this loving, "Good Night."

I LOVE YOU 2-DAY

I LOVE YOU 2-DAY
      I LOVE YOU 2-MORROW
      PUT IT TOGETHER
      I LOVE YOU 4-EVER

I'm not the same since i met u,

I'm not the same since i met u,
The days turned longer the nights turned colder and u will always have a special place in my heart just for you. I LOVE YOU

Words however special... could never even start,

Words however special... could never even start,
to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx

I feel something in my heart,

I feel something in my heart,
it's like a little flame, every time I see you,
this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....

It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day when you were born,
But it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost its most beautifull angel...!

Sometimes words are hard to find,

Sometimes words are hard to find,
To form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

Kya Ap Ne Kbi (G.A.N.D) Di Hy?

Kya Ap Ne Kbi (G.A.N.D) Di Hy?

Ghusa Q Hotey Ho Yaar

GAND Means:

G: GHEE

A: AATA

D: DAAL

Dya Kro Sawab Hoga

to ab bolo mei kb ajaon GAND leny...?

Namaz mein Lamba Sajda Karney Sey:

Namaz mein Lamba Sajda Karney Sey:

*Heart problem nahy hoti,

* Nigah Taiz,

* Dimagh Taqat War

Aur

* Chehra Haseen Hota Hai

Achi bat ko pehalana sdqa e jaria hai

Har Safar Main Aapka Sath Hum Dengy,

Har Safar Main Aapka Sath Hum Dengy,

Aapne Pyar ki Saughat Hum Dengy,

Girne Lage To Hath Hum Dengy,

Or

Na Bhi Gire To?

Pechy Se 1 Laat Hum Denge:-)

Bujha Lo SANIA k MAMMO SE Apni Barson ki Piyas

Bujha Lo SANIA k MAMMO SE Apni Barson ki Piyas


India Ka Pani Nhi

Asli Doodh Hy Shoaib K Pas

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Larki: Condom Dena.

Larki: Condom Dena.

Dukandar: Kis Liye?

Larki: Bhosri Ke, Tere Baap Ko Gift Dungi, Taake Tere Jaisa Chutiya Dusra Paida Na Ho..!

Roye Wo Is Qadar Laash Se

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Roye Wo Is Qadar Laash Se

Lipat Kar Faraz..

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K Lash Uth K BoLi

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What thing is greater than Mother's Love?

What thing is greater than Mother's Love?

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What is warmer than Father's Hug?

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Which pillow is better than your Life Partner's Lap?

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Whats sweeter than your baby's kiss?

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Whose a good protecter than a Brother's Shadow?

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Which is a secure place of trust than a Sister's Heart?

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Whose company is better than a Friend's?

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What's tastier than Mother's cooking?

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There are somethings in life which have no Substitutes.

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VALUE THEM!!

BECHARA MARD!

BECHARA MARD!

Mehnat kare to bv kahe mere lye to wqt hi nhi ap k pas

Wqt de to bv kahe ap k pas to kch or kam hi nhi

orat pr hath uth jae to Zalim

Pi to

la prwa

orat ko job krne se ro k to shaki mizaj

na ro k to orat ki kamai khane wala

akhir ye Bechara mard jaye to kaha jay

Dedicate to GentleMan

Aaj kal ki Larkiyan,

Boht roti hain

Doston..!

Kiyon k.

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Main unhein LIFT hi

Nhi karwata...<>

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Husband Aur Wife Mein Jhagra Hogaya.

Husband Aur Wife Mein Jhagra Hogaya.

Husband Ghusse Se Chillaya:

Gaand Phaar Doonga.

Wife Boli:

Aagey Ki Tu Sochte Nahi, Bas Peechay Pare Rehte Ho

Jo SMS na kare, Uski Gand me:

Jo SMS na kare, Uski Gand me:

2 Glass

3 chamchay

5 Thaaliyan

11 charpaiyan

8 Sofay

2 cooler

6 AC

3 Vespa Scooter,

2 cycle,

7 razaiyan,

4 kambal,

3 tooti

2 Baltiyan,

6 Lotay,

10 LUN,

20 Tattay,

Jaldi Message kar mari jan, nahi to peechay GANNAY ka Truck B aa raha hai.

Wo Konsa Time Hota Hai,

Wo Konsa Time Hota Hai,
Jo Mard ko 10 Minute Mein Thaka dayta Hy Or Aurat Chahti Hai K Wo Karti Rahay.

"SHOPPING" MagarDost Teri Soch Ko SALAM.

Pathan: Tum apny murdo ko Bila waja kiun Jalate ho?

Pathan: Tum apny murdo ko Bila waja kiun Jalate ho?

Hindu: To Phir kia karen?

Pathan: Ham ko de dia karo hum usko Thandoor me dal k Roti Pakaye ga.

3 biwiyan park main tehel rahi thi..

3 biwiyan park main tehel rahi thi..

Dekha ek kutta ek kuttiya ko bari buri tarha chod raha hai..

Doctor ki biwi: Uff... Kitna pyar hai, in k bachay bohat pyaray hongay.

Wakeel ki biwi: nahi, ye ek khooni rape hai.

Foji ki biwi: Lagta hai kutta 6 mahinay baad ghar aaya hai.

Dost jindagee ke kisi mod par,

Dost jindagee ke kisi mod par,

Mulakat huyi to najar na chura lena,

Aapko kahi dekha hai,

Bas ye kahkar bhula lena.

Dosti naam hai sukh-dukh ke afasaane ka,

Dosti naam hai sukh-dukh ke afasaane ka,

Dosti raaz hai sada muskuraane ka,

Ye koi pal do pal ki rishtedaari nahi,

Dosti to farz hai umar bhar saath nibhaane ka.

Dosto ki mehfil se bahut jaldi uth jaane par

Dosto ki mehfil se bahut jaldi uth jaane par

santa ko unke dosto ne taana diya- "Patni ka

aisa bhi kya dar, tum aadmi ho ya choohe?"

Santa- "Aadmi, choohe se to meri patni darti hai|"

Duniyaa me mohabbat karne waalo ki,

Duniyaa me mohabbat karne waalo ki,

Takdeer badalti rahti hai,

Shisha to wahi rahta hai,

Tasweer badalti rahti hai.

Duniya me kai aise naadaan hote hai,

Duniya me kai aise naadaan hote hai,

Kashti wahi le jaate hai jaha toofan hote hai.

Palko ki is luka-chupi ko,

Palko ki is luka-chupi ko,

Dil kehta hai main pyaar maan lu.

Na keh ke tum hans deti ho,

Kaise main inkaar maan lu.

Koi door ho kitna hi kya gam hai,

Koi door ho kitna hi kya gam hai,

Magar wo apna hai ye kya kam hai,

Chaahe na kare phone, na kare SMS kya gam hai,

Yaad hame wo karle ye kya kam hai.

Kuch ulajhe huye sawaalo se darta hai dil,

Kuch ulajhe huye sawaalo se darta hai dil,

Na jaane kyon tanhaai main bikharta hai dil,

Aapko paaneka khyaal koi badi baat nahi bas

Aapko kho dene ke khyaal se darta hai dil.

Dil ko manana agar hota,

Dil ko manana agar hota,

To na karta kisi ko yu ye pareshaan,

Tanha na rahta bhari mehafil me,

Na hoti wo haalaat jo ho na bayaan.

1)There is always a little truth bhind evry

Facts:

1)There is always a little truth bhind evry

'JUST KIDDING'

2)There is always a little knwledge bhind evry

'I DNT KNW'

3)There is always a emotion behind evry 'I DNT CARE'

4)There is always a litle pain bhind evry 'ITS OK'

So wat u c & hear isnt,wat u always get!

Sweetest part in lyf is to cary all da memories

Sweetest part in lyf is to cary all da memories

But

the toughest part is dat to stay away for long time from the person who is behind those memories.

"If U Walk the Way guided by humans,

"If U Walk the Way guided by humans,
U Will find a hopeless end.

But

"If U Will Walk

the Way guided by Allah,

U Will find the endless hope.

Do u know why girls are shorter than guys?

Do u know why girls are shorter than guys?

Because when they hug each other the boy lets his head rests on her shoulder & he falls in love with her!

The girl rests her head on his heart & feels herself secured by his heartbeat & completely surrenders her life to him! =) x)

Ye Dekh Ke t0u Apna Dimagh He Chakkar Khaa Gaya FaraZ . . .

Ye Dekh Ke t0u Apna Dimagh He Chakkar Khaa Gaya FaraZ . . .

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Jab Apni MAASI Kamar Hilatey Hue Bolein

Saa mina Mina Eh Eh,

WAKKA WAKKA Eh Eh!

Most frndships r like delicate flowers,

Most frndships r like delicate flowers, 
Eventualy they dry up n die..

However, I m a cactus,I'll always b poking n pinching u so tht u dont dare 2 forget me.;)

1 hand on pen

1 hand on pen

the other on phone

1 ear on lectre

the other on clasmats

1eye on board

the other on nxt seated frnd's notebook

WHO SAID STUDENTS LIFE IS EASY?:-D

Jawaani ke din chamkile ho gaye,

Jawaani ke din chamkile ho gaye,

Husn ke tewar nashile ho gaye,

Ham ijhaar karne me thode dhile ho gaye,

Aur unke haath peele ho gaye.

Dekh mere aankhon me khwaab kiske hai, Dil me mere sulagte toofan kiske hai, Nahi gujra koi aaj tak is raaste se hokar, Phir ye kadmo ke nishaan kisake hai.

Dekh mere aankhon me khwaab kiske hai,

Dil me mere sulagte toofan kiske hai,

Nahi gujra koi aaj tak is raaste se hokar,

Phir ye kadmo ke nishaan kisake hai.

Na Koi Kalam QURAAN Jesa,

IMPORTANT!

Puri Kainat MaY Koi Nahi Hamary Nabi MUHAMMAD

(S.W.W)

Jesa,

Na Koi Kalam QURAAN Jesa,

Na Koi Mazhab Islam Jesa,

Na Koi Bahadur ALi Jesa,

Na Koi Shaheed HUSSAIN Jaisa,

Na Koi Alamdar ABBAS Jesa,

Na Koi Jawan AKBAR Jesa,

Na Koi Pyasa ASGHAR Jesa,

Na Koi Yateem QASIM Jesa,

Na Koi Zameen KARBALA Jesi,

Na Koi Maa FATIMA Jesi,

Na Koi Kaneez FIZZA Jesi,

Na Koi Dost HABIB Jesa,

Aur HAQEEQAT Me Na Koi

SMS Iss

SMS Jesa!

Plz send to othr

Beete yaado me na dhoondo hame,

Beete yaado me na dhoondo hame,

Dil me ham bas jaayenge,

Tamanna ho agar milane ki,

To on karo apna mobile, inbox me ham mil jaayenge.

Patni- "Kyo ji! Agar mai rasoiye ko hataakar kal se aapko

Patni- "Kyo ji! Agar mai rasoiye ko hataakar kal se aapko

 apne haath ka khaana khilau to mujhe kya milega?"

Pati- "Meri beema policy ki poori rakam|"

Aaj aap ke Raat ki Acchi Shuruwat Ho,

Good Night

Aaj  aap ke Raat ki Acchi Shuruwat Ho,
Pyaar bhare Sapno ki Barsaat Ho,
Jinko Din Bhar Dhundhti Rahi aapki Palke,
Rub Kare Sapno Main Unse Hi Mulakaat Ho.

Good Night Friends...